It,s the way you tell em
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15 years 3 months ago #28369
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Man walks into a bar and slips on some dog poo.....
Ten minutes later a large guy walks in..slips on poo and smashes his head against the bar....
First man said....I did that....
Big guy thumps him on the nose xxxx :ohmy: :whistle: :laugh:
Ten minutes later a large guy walks in..slips on poo and smashes his head against the bar....
First man said....I did that....
Big guy thumps him on the nose xxxx :ohmy: :whistle: :laugh:
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15 years 3 months ago #28380
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An elderly man had serious hearing problems for a number of years.
He finally went to the doctor and was fitted for a pair of hearing aids that allowed him to hear perfectly.
A month later, the man went back to the doctor, and the doctor said, \"Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.\"
The man replied, \"Oh, I haven't told them yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!\"
He finally went to the doctor and was fitted for a pair of hearing aids that allowed him to hear perfectly.
A month later, the man went back to the doctor, and the doctor said, \"Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.\"
The man replied, \"Oh, I haven't told them yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!\"
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15 years 3 months ago #28381
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In a recent survey of Maths Teachers..asked if they felt their job worthwhile...
29pcent said yes
79pcent were unsure
19pcent said yes
xxxx :lol: :lol:
29pcent said yes
79pcent were unsure
19pcent said yes
xxxx :lol: :lol:
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15 years 3 months ago #28390
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One night, a Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg, when the man felt a drop hit his nose and the wife felt a drop on her hand. \"I think it's raining,\" the man said.
\"No, that felt more like snow to me,\" she replied.
\"No, I'm sure it was just rain,\" he said.
Just as they were about to get into an argument about it, they saw a minor Communist Party official walking toward them.
\"Let's not fight about it,\" the man said, \"let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing.\"
As the official approached, the man said, \"Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?\"
\"It's raining, of course,\" he answered and walked on.
But the woman insisted, \"I know that felt like snow!\"
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To which the man quietly replied, \"Rudolph the Red knows rain, Dear!\"
\"No, that felt more like snow to me,\" she replied.
\"No, I'm sure it was just rain,\" he said.
Just as they were about to get into an argument about it, they saw a minor Communist Party official walking toward them.
\"Let's not fight about it,\" the man said, \"let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing.\"
As the official approached, the man said, \"Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?\"
\"It's raining, of course,\" he answered and walked on.
But the woman insisted, \"I know that felt like snow!\"
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To which the man quietly replied, \"Rudolph the Red knows rain, Dear!\"
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15 years 3 months ago #28393
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After spending an entire weekend painting my window frames with Dulux,I was agarst to see it all blister ( even though there was no sun)...
I got onto the Complaints Deptmt.....They Glossed over it xxxx:ohmy: :lol:
I got onto the Complaints Deptmt.....They Glossed over it xxxx:ohmy: :lol:
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15 years 3 months ago #28403
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A young woman woke up from and afternoon nap and told her husband, \"I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond necklace for Valentine's Day. What do you think it means?\"
\"You'll know tonight!\" he said with a smile.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.
Delighted, she opened it, only to find a book entitled
\"The Meaning of Dreams.\" :laugh:
\"You'll know tonight!\" he said with a smile.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.
Delighted, she opened it, only to find a book entitled
\"The Meaning of Dreams.\" :laugh:
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